A Decent Boss Appreciates Toilet Humor

| Working | October 17, 2013

(I am starting a new job, and it is my turn to clean the shared toilets in the office. Just as I’d put on my rubber gloves and filled the mop bucket, the boss walks into the bathroom and stops.)

Boss: “Oh. I’ll come back.”

Me: “It’s okay. I haven’t started yet.”

(I walk towards the door. The boss pauses in the doorway, unsure whether to leave or go in.)

Me: “It’s fine. I’ll clean after.”

(The boss is still hovering.)

Me: “Speak now, or forever hold your piss.”

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