A Customer By Reef-erral

(I’m stacking the shelves when a sweet little old lady approaches.)

Little Old Lady: “Excuse me. Do you know where I can find some cannabis?”

Me: “Um?”

Little Old Lady: “Some cannabis? Do you have any?”

Me: “I don’t think we do…”

Little Old Lady: “Oh, such a shame. My friend bought some from here before Christmas and they were gorgeous, especially the fish ones.”

Me: “Oh, canapés! Yes, we have those. They’re over here.”

(I show her where they are.)

Me: “Sorry, madam. I thought you said ‘cannabis!'”

Little Old Lady: *laughs* “Oh, I don’t need that anymore!”