A Culling Of A Cullen
Restaurant | Right
| March 16, 2014
(I work as a waitress at a sit down restaurant near the mall. We’re slowing down for the night and the place is pretty empty. I’m in the middle of cleaning off my table when I overhear this conversation happening between some teens in the corner booth.)
Teen Girl: *to Teen Boy #2* “It’s not the size that matters, but what you do with it.”
Teen Boy #1: “Yeah, it’s all about the motion of the ocean!”
Ditzy Teen Girl: “It’s all in the sparkle.”
Teen Boy #2: “Wha— I’m not Edward f****** Cullen!”
(I barely made it back to the kitchen before laughing.)
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