A Crushing Choice

(When my boyfriend and I first met six years ago, one of my close friends had a crush on him. He ended up choosing me over her. She was upset, but ended up getting over it and asked both of us to be in her wedding when she got married this year. We are reminiscing about it.)

Me: “Well, I’m glad it all worked out the way it did. It must have been weird to decide between two fantastic ladies you hardly knew.”

Boyfriend: *shrugging* “Well, I had my choice between two brown eyed brunettes and I picked one.”

Me: “Excuse me?!”

Boyfriend: “The better one! I picked the better one!”

(I still give him s*** about this.)