A Crumbling Defense
(My dad and I are having a small argument on who’s more manly.)
Dad: “I’m so much more manly than you, I opened the stupid soda bottle for you.”
Me: “Oh, please. I am so much more manly than–”
(The oven timer dings.)
Me: “Ooh, my cookies are ready!”
(My dad chuckles.)
Me: “Oh shut up, cookies can be manly.”
Dad: “Right.”
Me: “Just for that, you can’t have any.”
(I have a feeling I came out on top in the end.)
Question of the Week
Has a customer ever tried to cross you and lived to regret it? What happened?