A Crazy Blend Of Love

(My boyfriend and I have stopped at a fast food joint and ordered some smoothies. I am really hungry and have finished mine.)

Me: “Really glad we got those. I was having cravings for sugar.”

Boyfriend: “You know they can make that extra sweet?”

Me: “But that would result in cutting you up and putting you in a blender.”

Boyfriend: “That’s cute… and morbid.”