No Treats For His Tricks

Me: “We have so many upcoming expenses… I may have to resort to turning tricks.” *silly grin*

Him: “You would do that for us?”

Me: “Well, of course. Only, not really.”

Him: “I wouldn’t bother.”

Me: “Yeah, I know, $20 a pop doesn’t really rake it in fast enough.”

Him: “Well, actually, I was thinking we couldn’t afford anymore outgoing costs.”

Me: *looking at him blankly*

Him: *nervously* “I was only kidding…”

Me: “I have a headache. For the rest of the week.”