A Complete Salad Hog

| Related | March 29, 2012

(I have a habit of eating croutons straight out of the bag as a snack. My mom notices me eating them for the first time.)

Mom: “What are those?”

Me: “Croutons.” *eats a mouthful*

Mom: “Why are you eating them like that?”

Me: “They’re healthier than potato chips.”

Mom: “Oh. You’re weird.”

Me: “How so? Just because I’m eating something relatively healthier than junk food?”

Mom: “Yes! Why can’t you be like a normal person and pig out?”

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