A Complete Basket Case

| Bedworth, England, UK | Right | July 6, 2017

(I work in a small supermarket. Just lately we have had a few shoplifters. In some cases they have filled our baskets and run out of the doors, resulting in us having no baskets left.)

Customer: “Where are the baskets?”

Me: “Sorry, we haven’t gotten any. They have all been stolen.”

Customer: “Are they behind the till?”

Me: “No, they have all been stolen.”

Customer: “Oh, someone else is using them?”

Me: “No, they have all been stolen.”

Customer: “You’re joking!”

Me: “No.”

Customer: “So where are they?”

Me: “They have all been stolen.”

Customer: “So you don’t have any, then?”

Me: *mentally banging head against wall* “No.”

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