A Colorful Death

| Dublin, Ireland | Friendly | August 7, 2014

(The three of us are artists.)

Friend #1: “A friend of mine is going paint-balling this weekend.”

Me: “Ooh, I’ve done that. It’s so much fun!”

Friend #2: “I’ve never done it. It’s quite dangerous though, isn’t it?”

Me: “Yeah, the pellets hurt a lot but it’s still fun!”

Friend #1: “You just want to shoot things, don’t you?”

Friend #2: “I’d be a paint-sniper, hiding in a tree and just blasting everyone! Oh, but I’d need a knife in case anyone got too close.”

Me: “A palette knife!”

Friend #2: “Yeah, a palette knife! And just swipe everyone with paint-brushes!”

Me: “Stick the palette knife on the end of the paint-ball gun, like a bayonet!”

Friend #1: “What the h*** is wrong with you people?”

Friend #2: “We’re creative!”

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