A Cold Relationship

(I am often quite cold, but don’t realize it because I am so used to it. My boyfriend is usually very warm, and this makes me notice how cold I am. I climb into bed.)
 
Boyfriend: “Oh, my God! You’re freezing!”
 
Me: “I wasn’t cold until I touched you!”
 
Boyfriend: “Ha! Every time I touch you, I die a little…”