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A Christmas Slay

| Related | December 29, 2016

(While visiting for Christmas I’m watching ‘Ash Vs The Evil Dead’ with my mom. A character asks “Who am I (when it comes to weapons)?”)

Me: *hammy childish voice* “Mommy, who am I?”

Mom: “Machete.”

Me: “Nice!”

Mom: “Wait, no. Not machete… a scythe? The one the reaper has with the long handle and curved blade. Yeah, guns are too impersonal. You’re more a two-hander. [Sister] would be a machete.”

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