A Christmas Slay
(While visiting for Christmas I’m watching ‘Ash Vs The Evil Dead’ with my mom. A character asks “Who am I (when it comes to weapons)?”)
Me: *hammy childish voice* “Mommy, who am I?”
Mom: “Machete.”
Me: “Nice!”
Mom: “Wait, no. Not machete… a scythe? The one the reaper has with the long handle and curved blade. Yeah, guns are too impersonal. You’re more a two-hander. [Sister] would be a machete.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
