A Choppy Reputation With Love

| Romantic | February 19, 2015

(My boyfriend and I are sitting on my couch playing video games. He’s playing Stranded Deep and I’m playing Minecraft. He’s chasing a shark with a machete and starts talking to it.)

Boyfriend: “I want you dead! Why else would I be chasing you?!”

Me: “You want to love it?”

Boyfriend: “With my machete.”

Me: “Yes. Good. Go love other girls with your machete.”

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