A Chip Off The Old Potato
My four-year-old grandson is lying on the couch, popcorn at hand, eyes glued to his favorite Disney movie.
I walk in, see him, and say, “You’re the original couch potato.”
He replies, “Nuh-uh.”
“You’re not the original couch potato?”
“No.”
“Then who is?”
He points to his grandfather on the other couch and says, “Papa is.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?