A Cheese By Any Other Name
Me: *greeting the table* “Hello, how are y’all do–”
Customer: *interrupting* “Do you have cheese dip?”
Me: “Yes, we have queso.”
Customer: “No! I don’t want queso! I want cheese dip!”
Me: “…”
Customer’s Five-Year-Old Daughter: “Daddy, queso is cheese.”
Customer: “Hush!” *looks at me* “What kind of Mexican restaurant doesn’t have cheese dip?”
Me: “Sir, we have cheese dip, but here we call it queso.”
Customer: “Fine! Bring out this ‘queso’ and I’ll let YOU know if it’s cheese dip or not!”
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