A Chance To Play God

, | Right | June 12, 2009

Customer: “Hi, I’m going to the temple today, and I need to get some flowers.”

Me: “Okay, do you want fresh-cut flowers or a potted plant?”

Customer: “A potted plant. Tell me, what color do you think God would like today?”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “Last week I got yellow flowers and I think God liked them, but He might want something else today.”

Me: “Um, I’m pretty sure God is in the mood for red right now.”

Customer: “Excellent. Do you think He wants roses or azaleas?”

Me: “…”


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