A Cereal Timewaster

, , , , | Friendly | September 28, 2018

(Wandering around the supermarket, I come across a young woman wearing a shirt that has the same off-green colour as the employees’ shirts. She’s stopped with a trolley and typing steadily on her phone.)

Me: “Excuse me, miss?”

Woman: *doesn’t respond*

Me: “Ma’am, can you please–”

Woman: “Don’t work here. Go away.”

Me: “But–”

Woman: *raising her voice to a shout* “What is wrong with all you people? Are you r*****ed? I said I don’t f****** work here!”

Me: “Awesome, but you’re blocking the [Cereal].”

(The woman actually looked up from her phone, looked behind her, and forcefully pushed her trolley a few meters to the side. She folded her arms and glared at me.)

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