A Catty Remark

(My boyfriend and I have two cats together, and we are those people who refer to ourselves as “mommy” and “daddy” from the perspective of the animals.)

Boyfriend: “Oh, I almost forgot! We have to take the cat to the vet.”

Me: *pretending to be offended* “‘You mean our son?”

Boyfriend: *laughs* “Yeah, good luck explaining that. He gets his looks from you.”

Me: “Are you saying I look like a cat?”

Boyfriend: “Well, no. But you’re the one with the p*ssy.”