A Careless Paradox
(I’m sick and my boyfriend’s at my house to bring me dinner. We’re talking about how it sucks that I’m sick.)
Me: “I thought you cared more about my happiness than your own.”
Boyfriend: “I do.”
Me: “THEN PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!”
Boyfriend: “…but I love you.”
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.