A Card-Carrying Member Of The Idiot Club
An older gentleman storms into the bank.
Customer: “Your ATM isn’t working!”
Me: “What issue are you having with it, sir?
Customer: “It’s not taking my card!”
He shows me the card.
Me: “The problem is with your card, sir, and not our ATM.”
Customer: “How can you know that?!”
Me: “Because your card is laminated, sir.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
