Make You Cry, Lullaby
(I am really tired, and my boyfriend decides to be romantic by singing me to sleep. He starts singing ‘Follow Me’ by Uncle Cracker.”)
Me: “Are you really serenading me with a song about cheating?”
Boyfriend: “What? No.”
Me: “Listen to the lyrics”
Boyfriend: “…D***!”
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