A Burrito Mouth On A Taco Budget

I worked at a chain burrito place in high school back in 2007. A guy walks in with his lady friend, both covered in cheap bling. 

The guy starts ordering a steak burrito and then continues to add every possible add-on two or three times. Every step of the way, I kept interjecting:

Me: “Sir, that will cost extra.”

Customer: “All good, my man!” *Gesturing to the woman.* “I treat my b****es right! Load that burrito up!”

Okay, dude, whatever.

Me: “Okay, so that’ll be… $32.22.”

Customer: “Aww, what the f***, [N-word]! I ain’t paying that! I wanna talk to your manager!”

My manager, who heard the whole thing, sticks his head out of the back and simply says:

Manager: “Manager talking: pay up or f*** off.”

So anyways, that’s how I took home a free super, ultra, mega dope burrito.