A Bullet For Each Dollar

(I’m in my math class, learning about finances. The math teacher starts talking about how he carries credit cards more than cash. Note that he’s a bit on the heavy side. He drops this gem:)

Teacher: “I know I’ll anger a mugger because I don’t carry more than two dollars. He’ll probably shoot me when he finds out that I have two dollars and then he’ll be like, ‘Oh, that’s Mr. [Teacher]; I’ll just shoot him again.’”