A Brush With Danger

| Related | September 9, 2013

(I tell my three-year-old daughter that I’m going to clean the bathroom in a minute. She runs off to ‘help’ me. When I enter the bathroom, she’s cleaning the toilet with my toothbrush.)

Me: “What are you doing?”

Daughter: “Helping you! I clean the potty!”

Me: “Yes, I can see that.”

Daughter: “Clean, clean, clean, ALL clean!”

Me: *suddenly suspicious* “Have you helped mummy clean like that before? With the little brush?”

Daughter: “YES! This one is blue; the other one was pink.”

Me: “I changed my tooth brush three weeks ago, and you’ve been ‘helping’ me all this time?”

Daughter: “YES! Mummy, why are you throwing my brush away?”

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