A Breed To Make You Brood
Daughter: “I read this story today, mum.”
Me: “Okay?”
Daughter: “There was a fat lady that got bitten by an Alsatian. But don’t worry—it wasn’t you, mum.”
Daughter: “I read this story today, mum.”
Me: “Okay?”
Daughter: “There was a fat lady that got bitten by an Alsatian. But don’t worry—it wasn’t you, mum.”
