A Brain The Size Of A Pinhole

I work in a dry cleaner. We attach a safety pin and tag to mark a customer’s clothing so it won’t get lost. A customer walks in:

Customer: “You put a hole in my coat!”

Me: “May I see it?”

He starts scanning the coat, looking for the hole.

Customer: “I can’t find it; it was the size of a pinhole. Can you sew it shut?”

Me: “If it’s the size of a pinhole, then wouldn’t me trying to sew it shut just make another pinhole?”

He looks at me in the eye for like a solid fifteen seconds.

Customer: “I think that’s the stupidest question I’ve ever asked anyone, I’m sorry.”

He then walks out. I never saw him again.

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