A Bra Too Far

(My mom is putting laundry away and opens up one of my dad’s drawers.)

Mom: “Oh, hey! Look at this!”

(She proudly holds up my dad’s jock.)

Me: “Let’s burn those and pretend this moment never happened.”

Mom: “When will you ever learn? I’ll never give up a chance to embarrass you.”

(She goes back to the laundry basket, yanks out a bra and holds it over her shirt. She begins dancing.)

Mom: “BOW CHICKA WOW WOW!”