A Bovine Valentine

| Romantic | February 12, 2013

(Our relationship is long distance and my boyfriend is on webcam at his friend’s house. It’s Valentine’s Day and he’s been calling me a cow, and I’ve been calling him a yak all night, but others are unaware we’re just joking.)

Boyfriend: *very sarcastically* “This is so fun. You should plan this again for next Valentine’s Day, cow.”

Boyfriend’s Friend: *laughs, a little shocked* “Well gee, [Boyfriend], I love you, too! What a wonderful relationship!”

Me: “What do you expect from a yak?”

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