A Bogey In The Water

| TX, USA | Romantic | May 6, 2012

(We are showering together in the morning because we woke up late and need to hurry. Nothing romantic about this shower.)

Me: “Honey, switch spots with me. I need to use my conditioner.”

Husband: “Hold on.”

(He blows nose into his hand.)

Me: “Eww. You know when you do that some escapes? I’m always cleaning those off the shower curtain and walls.”

Husband: “Really?”

Me: “Really.”

(He wipes his booger-filled hand on my chest. I am speechless)

Husband: “Haha! You married a boy! That’s what boys do! Haha!”

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