A Bit Too Hamicable
Sandwich Shop | Working
| May 29, 2013
Cashier: “Hi! So, what type of sub is this?”
Me: “Oh, it’s a footlong ham sandwich.”
Cashier: “Okay, great. ”
(He proceeds to do something on his phone for a minute while I wait awkwardly. Finally, he puts the phone away and turns back to me.)
Cashier: “So, what kind of sub did you say this is?”
Me: “A footlong ham.”
Cashier: “Right, okay, cool. You know, you look really nice today.”
Me: “Oh, um, thanks.”
Cashier: “Yeah. So, what kind of sub did you say this was?”
Me: “…Ham.”
Cashier: “Right. You know, I don’t think I’ve seen you here before.”
Me: “Yeah, I don’t come here very often, but—”
Cashier: “That’s cool. So, you said this was turkey, right?”
Me: “…No. Ham.”
Cashier: “Oh. Okay!”