A Bit Light On The Braincells

| Oakland, CA, USA | Working | July 7, 2013

Me: “Hi, I’d like eight ounces of Prosciutto di Parma please.”

Employee: “Oh, we don’t sell them that way.”

Me: “How do you sell them, then?”

Employee: “By weight.”

Me: “…Okay. What do you consider ‘by weight?'”

Employee: “Quarter pound, half pound, like that.”

Me: “…I’ll take half a pound then.”

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