All Things Said While Asleep Are Off The Books
(My fiancé has gone to bed before me; I have stayed up drinking wine and reading. When I finally come to bed, I am a bit drunk.)
Fiancé: *waking up, mumbling* “I love you, dear.”
Me: “I love books.”
(Seconds later I fell asleep; if he had anything to say about me apparently loving books more than him, I didn’t hear it.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
