A Big Mayo No No, Part 3
(A customer with a thick accent approaches the counter.)
Customer: “Do you have margarine-aise?”
Me: “Margarine?”
Customer: “No, margarine-aise.”
Me: “Mayonnaise?”
Customer: “No, margarine-aise.”
Me: “I’m sorry, what is it you want?”
Customer: *now angry* “You no listen? Margarine-aise.”
Me: “Mayonnaise?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Related:
A Big Mayo No No, Part 2
A Big Mayo No No
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
