A Big Mayo No No, Part 16

I work in a huge superstore-type of place that employs hundreds of staff, so you don’t really know everyone.

I’m walking past the break room, and I overhear in the split second as I pass the door:

Coworker: “Mayonnaise is not a beverage, Tom!”

I speed up, thinking I don’t want to be a part of whatever this Tom is doing. As I’m rushing back down the corridor and pass the breakroom again:

Coworker: “Neither is horseradish!”

Later, as I’m manning the customer service counter, the manager next to me gets a call:

Manager: “[Manager] speaking.”

Pause.

Manager: “Why does he need to go home early?”

Pause.

Manager: “He drank what?!”

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