A Big Mayo No No, Part 15
Customer: “Your mayonnaise has gone bad! It tastes awful! Honestly, and from a five-star hotel too!”
Me: “Uh, madam, we don’t have any mayonnaise on our breakfast buffet.”
Customer: “Of course you do! It’s right there! I had it on top of my sausages and it was sour! It’s gone bad!”
Me: “That’s yoghurt, madam.”
Customer: “…Well, that’s stupid! Who has yoghurt for breakfast!” *Storms off.*
Related:
A Big Mayo No No, Part 14
A Big Mayo No No, Part 13
A Big Mayo No No, Part 12
A Big Mayo No No, Part 11
A Big Mayo No No, Part 10
