A Beeping Idiot

Me: “Thank you for calling [Cellphone Company]. How may I help you?”

Caller: “Okay, now listen: this cellphone won’t make outgoing calls. What the h*** is wrong with it?”

Me: “I’ll check to see if there are any blocks on it or anything wrong with the account.” *beep*

Caller: “Did you hear that beep? It keeps doing that, too!”

Me: “Wait, are you calling me from that cellphone?”

Caller: “Yes, why?”

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