A Bag Of Things

, , , , | Friendly | September 25, 2018

(I’m out grocery shopping with my friend. I am the dumb one in this, but in my defense, I have been working a lot of mandatory overtime at work and my brain is lagging.)

Me: “Oh, and I also need… a thing…”

Friend: “A thing? What kind of thing?”

Me: “You know, things! The things you put stuff into!”

Friend: “Uh…”

Me: “For this stuff!” *gestures at my bread, deli meat, lettuce, and mayo* “For lunch!”

Friend: “Ziplock bags?”

Me: “YES! F***, I’m an idiot.”

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