A Bag Of Things
(I’m out grocery shopping with my friend. I am the dumb one in this, but in my defense, I have been working a lot of mandatory overtime at work and my brain is lagging.)
Me: “Oh, and I also need… a thing…”
Friend: “A thing? What kind of thing?”
Me: “You know, things! The things you put stuff into!”
Friend: “Uh…”
Me: “For this stuff!” *gestures at my bread, deli meat, lettuce, and mayo* “For lunch!”
Friend: “Ziplock bags?”
Me: “YES! F***, I’m an idiot.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
