A Badly Drawn Request
(I work at a theme park as a caricature artist.)
Customer: “Hey, if I get one of these done can you make me skinny?”
Me: “Well, it’s a caricature, so you can have an exaggerated bikini body or something if you like?”
Customer: “Oh, good! Can you make my teeth look better, too?”
(I can see the customer has a gap in her teeth.)
Me: “Well, if you’re sensitive about something like that you could always give me a closed mouth smile.”
Customer: “And could you make me blonde? And maybe a smaller nose?”
Me: “Ma’am, I’m not sure you’d want a picture if I altered it that much.”
Customer: “Why not?”
Me: “Because… it wouldn’t look like you!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?