A Bad Eggs-scuse

| Related | December 7, 2013

(My dad wants me to make a breakfast dish for his Sunday school class. I need eggs for the dish, so I ask him to go to the store for eggs, and only eggs. He comes home and puts the bag on the counter.)

Me: *looking in the bag* “Um, dad? Where are the eggs?”

Dad: “In the bag.”

Me: “There are no eggs, only ‘cheez whiz.'”

Dad: “What? They’re both protein.”

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