Not Getting A Kiss By Wire

(I overhear this from my coworker’s cube. He’s a larger, older man with a great sense of humor. His phone rings.)

Coworker: “Hello?”

Coworker: “…hello?”

Coworker: *singing* “HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!”

Coworker: “You can’t just call me and hang up. I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!” *slams phone down and resumes working*

(The phone rings again less than a minute later.)

Coworker: “Hello? Hello? Helloooooo?”

Coworker: *stands up and dances along with the tune* “HELLO, MY BABY! HELLO, MY HONEY! HELLO, MY RAG TIME GAL- aaaaaand they hung up.”

(Cue the manager and me laughing hysterically.)