An Alarming Shift

(When the assistant manager was hired, she specifically told me that she’s not a morning person and would work best if she came in between 11 and noon and that she’d want at least a 6 hour long shift. I AM a morning person so this works out perfectly, I come in from 9-4 and she works 12-6, except when we need to cover days off for each other. One day the district manager calls and says that my assistant had complained that she gets all the closing shifts. So for the next week I have her come in earlier so she can leave earlier while I work an unnecessary open to close shift. The following ensues when she comes in:)

Assistant Manager: “Ugh. I don’t know how you do this every day. I was dreading my alarm going off this early all night.”