Meet Dead Smurf

(I work in the bakery department. The entrance also enters into the deli. I notice that there were two spills of red liquid.)

Deli Employee #1: “It looks like we killed someone back here.”

Deli Employee #2: “I shot a Smurf.”

Me: “There are two spots.”

Deli Employee #2: “Well, I had to take out the witness.”