Les Try And Explain This Once Again
(I am a gay woman, working in a hotel, supervising staff. Two honeymooning women walk into the hotel.)
Honeymooner #1: “Hello, we have reservations for our room…”
(She lists the information for the room.)
Receptionist: “But that’s a one-bed room. Should I change that to a two-bed?”
Honeymooner #2: “No, there’ll be no need.”
Receptionist: “Don’t be silly. I’ll get you a two-bed.”
Honeymooner #1: “We’re on our honeymoon.”
Receptionist: “No need to lie. It’s no trouble.”
Me: “What’s wrong?”
Honeymooner #2: “We really don’t need another bed. We just got married.”
Receptionist: “They’re just being silly. I’ll get them another room.”
Me: “I think they’re telling the truth.”
Receptionist: “No, they can’t be. Two women can’t get married.”
Me: “I’m married and I’m a lesbian.”
Receptionist: “You’re not being serious, are you?!”
Me: “No, and you’ve met my wife!”
(I ended up having to explain a lot to the receptionist. And she still didn’t understand, even after meeting my wife!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?