(I work at a library that offers self service printing and copying. We often get patrons who ask us the difference in price between color and black and white.)
Patron: how much is it to print?
Me: 15 cents for black and white per page and 25 cents for color per page.
Me: 25 cents for color and 15 cents for black and white.
Patron: Okay I got the color thing, but what does Black and white mean?
Me: Well black and white means black letters on a white page.
(At this point I’m trying desperately not to laugh)
Patron: So if I used a color page it would be 25 cents right?
Patrons Daughter: Mom…just stop…just…ugh