The Golden Age Of Movies
(I am talking to Mum about a movie.)
Me: “It’s quite an old movie, isn’t it?”
Mum: “Yeah, it came out in 1992.”
Me: “I came out in 1992.”
Mum: “So that makes you really old, too.”
Me: “If I’m really old, WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU?”
Mum: *flees mock sobbing all the way*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
