Parents Can Be BAD

(I am sitting in the living room watching ‘Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker’ for nostalgic purposes. My parents have just come home. The scene I am at is near the beginning of the movie.)

Mum: “Hmm, you seem to be at the beginning of the film.”

Me: *stunned* “How on earth do you remember this stuff?”

(In the movie, Michael is now running around the field, and it cuts to a wide shot of this.)

Dad: *watching the screen and singing ala ‘The Sound of Music’* “The hills are alive with the sound of SHAMONE!”