That’s What It Means, If It Pleases You
(My daughter comes in from school one afternoon and mentions that her teacher has been teaching them some French. I’m initially quite happy about this — but then I get to hear *how* the teacher has been ‘teaching’ them.)
Daughter: “Commehnt tuh appelle too?”
Me: “Not quite; it’s ‘comment t’appelle tu’.”
Daughter: “But Miss told us to pronounce it the way I did.”
Me: “I suspect Miss doesn’t actually speak French, then.”
(A week or so later:)
Daughter: “Miss says that “s’il vous plait” means ‘can I have’.”
Me: “Yeah, I think we’ve definitely established that Miss doesn’t speak French.”
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