Photoflop

(I am allowed to use a computer to complete my art project through Photoshop. I have barely logged on when another teacher appears.)

Teacher: “What are you doing?”

Me: “Logging on.”

Teacher: “Well, it doesn’t look like it. Do you want a detention?”

Me: “No, I don’t want a detention; I want the program to load so I can use it.”

Teacher: “You weren’t even loading the program.”

(Then, without my prompt, the program opens and asks which file I want to load.)

Me: “The program was loading in the background, like most do on the school computers.”

Teacher: “I don’t like your smart attitude; you clearly opened it without me looking.”

Me: *inward sigh*