Stop Trying To Make Dank Happen

(This takes place during our math class. My friend and I joke about the Internet term “dank memes” constantly, and our teacher is trying to figure out what dank means. There are two definitions, one being kind of damp, cold and ‘musty,’ the other referring to marijuana.)

Teacher: *looking at definition on urbandictionary-dot-com, which is known to have joking and inappropriate definitions* “You need to stop saying ‘dank.’ It really makes me question what you do in your free time.”

Friend: *silent for a second as he processes*

Me: *starts whooping with laughter as his face starts to slowly light up with laughter as well* “Well, I guess we can’t use the word dank anymore, so let’s find another!”

Friend: *looking up synonyms for dank* “Well, we can use cold or damp.”

Me: “Wait! Look down here!” *shouting* “MUSTY MEMES!”

Friend: “PERFECT!”

Teacher: “Sit down and do your work.”