They Should Replace Art For Geography

(I work in the fine arts building at a small university. This happens every single time there is an adult art camp offered to community members. Three women approach my office.)

Woman #1: “Excuse me? Could you tell me where the art camp is?”

Me: *dumbfounded as there are no fewer than four signs with huge arrows right in front of the women pointing next door* “Ah, the class is right next door. See the arrow on the sign in front of you? It’s the very next classroom on your left. You can’t miss it!”

(All three women look at me, look at the signs on my door, the sign on the wall, the poster on the classroom door, and the flyer on a bulletin board. Then they shrug and walk in the OPPOSITE direction.)

Me: *head slams on desk*